Topless Biker Chicks and Wide-eyed Kids

Had to compete with several topless women bikers for my students' attention yesterday, due to the Sexpo hitting town. About half way through the lesson the sound of beeping horns and revving Harleys was heard through the window and felt through the floor. Naturally, all of my young charges charged to the window to see what was going on. Luckily, I got there first and managed to block the younger and more impressionable of them from watching, but it was a close call. No such luck with the older students though, who managed to get quite an eyeful. Thank God they haven't asked me to cover any of the vocabulary just yet. I don't really relish trying to explain how to use a dildo (gramatically speaking, gramatically!) or cat o'nine tails. Now we're considering taking students to the Sexpo as a school activity. I'm not sure how serious this suggestion really is, but I'm all for it. Just have to make sure none of the kids try to get in. I can just imagine a cartoonish scene with one student atop another, both of them dressed in one long trenchcoat with a Groucho Marx glasses and moustache combo. n.b. To any Brits/others offended by my usage of 'chick': a) it's a common synonym for 'woman' or 'girl' here in NZ b) quite frankly, I don't give a monkey's