You're not in Guatemala now, Doctor Ropata

Back home in New Zealand, we have a hospital drama called Shortland Street, a series so utterly tedious that the only reason it seems to get an audience at all is because most of the New Zealand population have been an extra in it at least once in their lives*. With that in mind, I'm considering pulling the same crap on my blog, with the hope of getting more hits from you, my dear audience. Basically I'm going to do is give "shout-outs" to all my "homies" and "biyatches", and maybe "write" a fawning "testimonial" about "them" ala Friendster**.

*Yours truly played the role of a young nazi a few years on this paragon of fine entertainment. **Yes, "those quotes" are supposed to be "ironic." Thanks to Eats, shoots and leaves

This'll hopefully kick off in the next few days, depending on whether I still give a sod or not. Leave your name in the comments if you want me to bang out a few lines about you. I've already got a frequent commenter in mind for the first one, but act soon, and you too can achieve fame and fortune through being mentioned on the web. The obvious plus side of this is that when I get too pickled in alcohol/uncaring to remember who my friends are, I can always look back on this and wonder even more.