Things are certainly looking up. I just found out that the Milanese (Milanian?) model agency I spoke to a few days ago has accepted me to be a male model/actor. They even mentioned working overseas, particularly Johannesburg. Wow wow wow. Of course, I'll have to check out if they're really legit, but if they are then this is going to be the biggest opportunity I've had. Cross your fingers for me, because if this pans out your regular whores-and-coke programming will return soon. Don't touch that dial...