My Fiiine Biatch

I've decided it's high time for another Hollywood adaptation of a well-loved classic. Sure, Emma begetting Clueless was interesting, and the Leonardo de Capulet (uh, Caprio) version of Romeo and Juliet had it moments, but I think it's high time My Fair Lady was reworked. Just imagine, fair Eliza growing up in some posh Beverly Hills mansion, then being dragged into the ghettoes to take lessons in Ebonics and hip-hop and lose that refined accent. Umm... This was meant to be fleshed out a lot more, but I've just realised the joke's a bit of a one-hit wonder, and I've forgotten most of what I was going to type anyway. Bugger.