Climbing the Ju Jar Tree...

Well, I'd better blog this for posterity. It's a masterpiece from my dear old departed gran, known as `The Ju Jar Tree'. [Um, that's the title of the song, not my ex-gran :)]

The Ju Jar Tree, The Ju Jar Tree, The finest tree you ever did see. One day in July, It grew so high, It poked a hole in the bright blue sky. Sailors say, When you're down that way, From two til half-past three, On its branches straight and long, Prehistoric animals a shuffling-along. And they keep on climbing, Climbing, Climbing, Up the Ju Jar Tree.

Well, truly a legend in its own lunchtime, and I'm privileged, nay, honoured to be the first to publish it online. May it live on in infamy :)