Why why why why why?

Sometimes the mind just boggles...Yes, they are taking The Mummy to the stage. Because...? It's not really the kind of movie I'd expect to be adapted to a "book of the film," let alone a stage performance, but hey, each to their own, right? I'm just wondering what's next.

• Vin Diesel's xXx on Ice?
• SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2: The Opera?
  
• Milli Vanilli: Re-imagined by the Royal Philarmonic Orchestra?
  

Having said all this, I was one of the first to scoff when Once Were Warriors went live action. What ever happened to that anyway?