Is nothing sacred? Due to my "Sick Little Puppy" post, my dear old dad accused me (yes, me) of growing a conscience. Alas, I cannot claim that felicity. All I can claim is a healthy fear of offending people so much that I get my head kicked in. You'd see why if you read the rather insensitive post I have yet to put online. Of course, by building up to it so much, it's going to lose any trace of humour or offensiveness it once had, which is a shame. I'll just have to think of something worse to justify the secrecy. In that thought, here's a sick little joke to kill the time:

"Mummy, mummy, why do I keep running around in circles?"

Tune in later for the punchline...