My True Identity

Just to clear up, in case of any of you lot can't peg my age/nationality/sexuality/whatever-the-hell-else, here's the lowdown:

caucasian, British by birth, Kiwi by living there and preferring it to Britain, 21 years old, straight, um....about shoe size 11...that's pretty much it.

Great, now I feel dirty for using such a passė word like 'lowdown'.

Yes, you too can help this blog! Run, don't walk, to your nearest thesaurus and send any non-uncool synonyms for 'passė' to alexcg@myrealbox.com. email in the next few minutes and receive a free set of fluffy glow-in-the-dark coathangers!